Jim: But what about all the players lying in pieces all over the pitch? Don’t you feel sorry for them too?īob: Nah, Jim.
It’ll take them forever to get all these bloodstains out of the astrogranite. It’s just working its way through the last of the opposing players now, and even its own teammates are starting to look nervous…īob: I just feel sorry for the groundsmen. Back to you in the commentary box!īob: Don’t blame you there, Alyssa. Speaking of which, I’m out of here before it runs out of players and starts looking elsewhere. Then watch as this living wrecking ball tears through your opponent’s players in a gore-drenched rampage. Just make sure you skill up a player or two with Guard as soon as possible to give this brute some assists. The Claws skill makes the Bloodspawn a serious threat even to other Big Guys, as their higher AVs won’t protect them – a roll of 8+ will always break through an opponent’s armour. If a rising star or Hall of Famer is causing problems, the Bloodspawn is the Khorne team’s most reliable – and often terminal – solution. With Strength 5, the horrible combination of Claws and Mighty Blow (+1), and Frenzy for up to two bites at the cherry (the cherry of graphic, casualty-inducing violence), what’s not to love? The Bloodspawn is the final word in career-ending carnage. And just look at the size of that arm – not even a Treeman would fancy its chances at taking a hit from that thing!Īnd with good reason. The blessings of Khorne are evident all over, from the enormously oversized musculature, unnaturally swollen by the Blood God’s unholy power, to the vicious bone spurs protruding from its flesh. Their Big Guy, the mutated murder monster known as the Bloodspawn, exemplifies the unapologetic brutality of the team’s play style, and it’s guaranteed to terrify even the most hardened Blood Bowl coaches.īut before we go into detail, here’s this fearsome beast in all its blood-soaked glory. Let’s get a quick pitchside report from Alyssa Avalos while I… compose myself.Īlyssa: As one would expect from a Khorne team, whose propensity for extreme violence has been well documented, their players are among the most aggressive and dominant in the game. Jim: All this blood is making me feel hung-… er, giddy. Look – it’s pulled off the other arm and is beating someone else to death with it! Glorious!
The commentary box is meant to be a safe distance from the pitch!īob: Ha! Well, you’ve got to admire that Bloodspawn’s dedication to violence, Jim. I had to duck to avoid that poor player’s dismembered arm.
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